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Not X, but Y

It’s not just about growth, it’s about durable margins.

It’s about durable margins.

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PERFORMANCE Q3 returns beat plan

Q3 returns beat plan

Throat-clearing

It’s important to note that the fund opens in January.

The fund opens in January.

“-ing” tack-ons

Revenue grew 18%, underscoring our momentum.

Revenue grew 18%.

Slop words

We leverage three new data vendors.

We use three new data vendors.

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Fees fell to 0.4% — a five-year low.

Fees fell to 0.4%, a five-year low.

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PQ3 Investment Review.pptx · Slide 2
PERFORMANCE
Q3 returns beat plan
Navigating the complexities of a dynamic market
  • • Revenue grew 18%, underscoring the strength of our strategy.
  • • It’s not just about growth, it’s about durable margins.
  • • It’s important to note that fees fell to 0.4% of assets.
  • • We leverage three new data vendors.
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Source: fund accounting, Sep 30, 2026
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WQ3 Investment Memo.docx

Q3 Investment Memo

In today’s fast-paced market, we rebalanced toward infrastructure — a shift the committee approved in July. The result? Fees fell to 0.4%, the lowest in five years.

Our process is fast, rigorous, and scalable. We sell not products but outcomes, measured quarterly against the benchmark.